James King

I heard that the US is imposing tariffs on penguins. Those birds may seem like easy prey, but based on Australian history, you should be careful about starting a war with birds.

This is the news of the impending and dangerous start to the Penguin Trade War

While humans might feel confident before the war starts, remember there is a precedent in Australian History. This this is what happened when Australia declared war with Emus – we lost.

Wikipedia article on the great Emu War

Just saying.